Wednesday, April 2, 2008

13 Reasons why teaching english may be hard

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The Farm was used to produce produce
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse refuse
4. We must polish the Polish furniture
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. I did not object to the object
9. They were too close to the door to close it.
10. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
11. The wind was to strong to wind the sail
12. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
13. He decided to comb the tomb to find the bomb.


Annie said...

Excellent. Yeah, English is dumb.

Mamio Andretti said...

Even more difficult when you go faster with your fingers than your brain and use the wrong "to" (see #11)